!catfacts
Randomly generates a cat fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your cat fact: ${customapi.https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/catfacts.php}
!chuck
Randomly generates a Chuck Norris joke.
Example: ${sender} ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/chuck.php}
!conspiracy
Randomly generates a conspiracy theory.
Example: ${sender} Here is your conspiracy theory: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/conspiracy.php}
!creepy
Randomly generates a creepy story.
Example: ${sender} Here is your creepy fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/creepy.php}
!dadjoke
Randomly generates a dad joke.
Example: ${sender} Here is your dad joke: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dadjoke.php}
!dinofacts
Randomly generates a dinosaur fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your dino fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dinofacts.php}
!dogfacts
Randomly generates a dog fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your dog fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dogfacts.php}
!fortune
Randomly generates a fortune.
Example: ${sender} Here is your fortune: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/fortune.php}
!funfact
Randomly generates a fun fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your fun fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/funfacts.php}
!high
Randomly generates a drug, effects, dosage, etc.
Example: ${sender} ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/high.php}
!horsefact
Randomly generates a horse fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your horse fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/horsefacts.php}
!pandafact
Randomly generates a panda fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your panda fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/panda.php}
!penguinfact
Randomly generates a penguin fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your penguin fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/penguinfacts.php}
!pizza
Randomly generates a pizza.
Example: ${sender} ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/pizza.php}
!positivity
Randomly generates a positive message.
Example: ${user} ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/positivity.php}
!sexfact
Randomly generates a sex fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your sex fact: ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sexfacts.php}
!shoot
Randomly generates a gun and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${user} ${customapi.https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/shoot.php?sender=${sender}}
!slap
Randomly generates an object to be slapped by. Please remember to @ the user.
Example: ${sender} just slapped ${user} with ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/slap.php}
!sniper
Randomly generates a sniper and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${user} ${customapi.https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sniper.php?sender=${sender}}
!yomama
Randomly generates a yo mama joke.
Example: ${sender} ${customapi.http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/yomama.php}