!catfacts
Randomly generates a cat fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/catfacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!chuck
Randomly generates a Chuck Norris joke.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/chuck.php?channel=${channel}]
!conspiracy
Randomly generates a conspiracy theory.
Example: ${sender} Here is your conspiracy theory: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/conspiracy.php?channel=${channel}]
!creepy
Randomly generates a creepy story/fact type thing.
Example: ${sender} Here is your creepy fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/creepy.php?channel=${channel}]
!dadjoke
Randomly generates a dad joke.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dadjoke.php?channel=${channel}]
!dinofacts
Randomly generates a fact about dinosaurs.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dinofacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!dogfacts
Randomly generates a dog fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dogfacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!fortune
Randomly generates a random fortune.
Example: ${sender} Here is your Fortune: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/fortune.php?channel=${channel}]
!funfact
Randomly generates a fun fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/funfacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!high
Randomly generates a drug, effects, dosage, etc.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/high.php?channel=${channel}]
!horsefact
Randomly generates a horse fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/horsefacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!pandafact
Randomly generates a panda fact message.
Example: ${sender} Here is your panda fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/panda.php?channel=${channel}]
!penguinfact
Randomly generates a penguin fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your penguin fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/penguinfact.php?channel=${channel}]
!pizza
Randomly generates a pizza LOL.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/pizza.php?channel=${channel}]
!positivity
Randomly generates a positive message.
Example: ${user} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/positivity.php?channel=${channel}]
!sexfact
Randomly generates a sex fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your sex fact : fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/sexfacts.php?channel=${channel}]
!shoot
Randomly generates a gun and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/shoot.php?sender=${sender}&channel=${channel}]
!slap
Randomly generates an object to be slapped by. Please remember to @ the user.
Example: ${sender} just slapped ${user} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/slap.php?channel=${channel}]
!sniper
Randomly generates a sniper and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sniper.php?sender=${sender}&channel=${channel}]
!yomama
Randomly generates a yo mama joke.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/yomama.php?channel=${channel}]