!catfacts
Randomly generates a cat fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/catfacts.php]
!chuck
Randomly generates a Chuck Norris joke.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/chuck.php]
!conspiracy
Randomly generates a conspiracy theory.
Example: ${sender} Here is your conspiracy theory: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/conspiracy.php]
!creepy
Randomly generates a creepy story/fact type thing.
Example: ${sender} Here is your creepy fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/creepy.php]
!dadjoke
Randomly generates a dad joke.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dadjoke.php]
!dinofacts
Randomly generates a fact about dinosaurs.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dinofacts.php]
!dogfacts
Randomly generates a dog fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/dogfacts.php]
!fortune
Randomly generates a random fortune.
Example: ${sender} Here is your Fortune: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/fortune.php]
!funfact
Randomly generates a fun fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/funfacts.php]
!high
Randomly generates a drug, effects, dosage, etc.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/high.php]
!horsefact
Randomly generates a horse fact.
Example: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/horsefacts.php]
!pandafact
Randomly generates a panda fact message.
Example: ${sender} Here is your panda fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/panda.php]
!penguinfact
Randomly generates a penguin fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your penguin fact: fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/penguinfact.php]
!pizza
Randomly generates a pizza LOL.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/pizza.php]
!positivity
Randomly generates a positive message.
Example: ${user} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/positivity.php]
!sexfact
Randomly generates a sex fact.
Example: ${sender} Here is your sex fact : fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/sexfacts.php]
!shoot
Randomly generates a gun and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/shoot.php?sender=${sender}]
!slap
Randomly generates an object to be slapped by. Please remember to @ the user.
Example: ${sender} just slapped ${user} fetch[https://api.wastedlightfacts.com/main/slap.php]
!sniper
Randomly generates a sniper and shoots the person you @.
Example: ${sender} fetch[https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sniper.php?sender=${sender}]
!yomama
Randomly generates a yo mama joke.
Example: $(sender) $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/yomama.php)