!catfacts
Randomly generates a cat fact.
Example: $(user) Here is your cat fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/catfacts.php)
!chuck
Randomly generates a Chuck Norris joke.
Example: $(user) $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/chuck.php)
!conspiracy
Randomly generates a conspiracy theory.
Example: $(sender) Here is your conspiracy theory: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/conspiracy.php)
!creepy
Randomly generates a creepy story/fact type thing.
Example: $(sender) Here is your creepy fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/creepy.php)
!dadjoke
Randomly generates a dad joke.
Example: $(user) Here is your dad joke: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dadjoke.php)
!dinofacts
Randomly generates a fact about dinosaurs.
Example: $(sender) Here is your dino fact: $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dinofacts.php)
!dogfacts
Randomly generates a dog fact.
Example: $(user) $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/dogfacts.php)
!fortune
Randomly generates a random fortune.
Example: $(sender) Here is your Fortune: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/fortune.php)
!funfact
Randomly generates a fun fact.
Example: $(user) Here is your fun fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/funfacts.php)
!high
Randomly generates a drug, effects, dosage, etc.
Example: $(sender)$(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/high.php)
!horsefact
Randomly generates a horse fact.
Example: $(user) Here is your fun fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/horsefacts.php)
!pandafact
Randomly generates a panda fact message.
Example: $(sender) Here is your panda fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/panda.php)
!penguinfact
Randomly generates a penguin fact message.
Example: $(sender) Here is your penguin fact: $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/penguinfacts.php)
!pizza
Randomly generates a pizza LOL.
Example: $(sender) $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/pizza.php)
!positivity
Randomly generates a positive message.
Example: $(user) $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/positivity.php)
!sexfact
Randomly generates a sex fact.
Example: $(sender) Here is your sex fact : $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sexfacts.php)
!shoot
Randomly generates a gun and shoots the person you @.
Example: $(user) $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/shoot.php?sender=$(sender))
!slap
Randomly generates an object to be slapped by. Please remember to @ the user.
Example: $(sender)just slapped $(user) with $(urlfetch http://wastedlightfacts.com/main/slap.php)
!sniper
Randomly generates a sniper and shoots the person you @.
Example: $(user) $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/sniper.php?sender=$(sender))
!yomama
Randomly generates a yo mama joke.
Example: $(sender) $(urlfetch https://wastedlightfacts.com/main/yomama.php)